I've even forgotten how to derive x^2 . - a physics PhD student (he meant differentiate) /94

I could be power hungry if I could be bothered. - NB 11/95

Working too hard is when you pick up your diary and realise that it's last
year's. - Johnny Weare 12/1/96

I normalised that man. - (name withheld to protect the innocent - you know who you are!) /96

Slowly I feel like a dinosaur. - VH 12/4/96

It's a catalytic school. - RG (he meant Catholic) 23/4/96

Intelligence is like a round table - the genius sits next to the fool. -GV before 4/97

Be careful, I'm going to kill you. - early in the morning work talk before coffee 25/6/97